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Thanksgiving Thali! November 27, 2008

Filed under: Home, Miss Attorney Ma'am, the city — missatty @ 5:31 pm
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So my first Thanksgiving in my first home, I didn’t actually own full size plates.  I only had these dessert plates that I got for a nickel each at a World Market in Fremont, CA that was closing down.  So I got creative.  I made everything in individual servings, in tin muffin cups, so that I could squeeze more onto one small plate.  It ended up looking like a traditional Gujarati Thali and made for very easy clean up in my super tiny kitchen. 

Tools:

  • Three sizes of mixing bowls
  • Mixing fork and spoon
  • Tin muffin cups
  • Pot pie tins
  • 12 cup and/or 6 cup muffin pans
  • Cookie Sheet

Phase 1 – Pie! Prep time 30 mins, Cook time 1 hour 15 mins @ 350º

  • Pumpkin Pie (pumpkin pie mix – evaporated milk – eggs – pie crust – whipped cream)

Phase 2 – Veggies! Prep time 30 mins, Cook time 30 mins @ 350º

  • Green Beans Casserole (french cut green beans – cream of mushroom soup – shredded cheese – fried onions)
  • Baked Carrots (sliced carrots – mandarin oranges – apple butter)
  • Corn Cakes (cream style corn – rotel – self rising flour)

Phase 3 – Carbs! Prep time 30 mins, Cook time 15 mins @ 350º

  • Potatoes Au Gratin (box – margarine – milk)
  • Macaroni (Velveeta – margarine – milk – breadcrumbs)
  • Cranberry Streusal (whole berry cranberry sauce – cinnamon streusal topping)

Phase 4 – Protein! Prep time 30 mins, Cook time 45 mins @  350º

  • Turkey Pot Pie (rotisserie turkey breast – gravy – veg-all)
  • Stuffing (box – margarine – water)

Phase 5 (or 1) – Festive Beverage! Prep time 5 mins

  • Sparkling Hard Cider (Apple Cider – Sweet Champagne)

Elapsed time : Approximately 4 hours from start to finish

 

Holiday 2008 Wishlist November 18, 2008

Filed under: Everyday, the girl — missatty @ 2:55 pm
  1. 2 Three Piece Suits (Skirt – Pants – Jacket)
  2. Abs of Steel
  3. Black Knee High Boots
  4. Black Pumps
  5. A Stapler
  6. My Cell Phone Bill Paid Off
  7. JOYS Organizing System
  8. Mineral Makeup from E.L.F
  9. Portofilos from MOMA
  10. A Pedicure
 

Captain Crunch / Cocoa Puffs Diet October 31, 2008

Filed under: Wellness, the girl — missatty @ 10:45 am
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So everyone knows that the Special K diet only works because you’re simply just not eating two meals, and eating a whole hell of a lot of fiber and cereal.  A charactor in a book I just read, Water Witches, was eating Captain Crunch and Cocoa Puffs mixed together, which I just thought sounded fabulous, so I was compelled to drive to Schnuck’s and buy some for myself, and it was indeed, fabulous.  Which got me to thinking, my dad had told me once when he used to work at food tech corporation called Griffith Laboratories, he learned that all the grains used for cereals and bread products are enriched and fortified to make them “extra nutritional,” which means that the same enriched grains that go into Special K and Cheerios, go into Cocoa Puffs and Captain Crunch, which inspired me to actually look at the nutritional content of Special K, Cocoa Puffs, and Captain Crunch.  What did I discover?

Special K Chocolately Delight has 120 calories, 20 from fat, 3% DV fat, 10% DV saturated fat, 8% DV sodium, 2% DV potassium, 8% DV carbs, 5% DV dietary fiber

Cocoa Puffs has 110 calories, 10 from fat, 2% DV fat, 0% DV saturated fat, 6% DV sodium, 2% DV potassium, 8% DV carbs, 4% DV dietary fiber

Captain Crunch has 110 calories, 15 from fat, 2% DV fat, 6% DV saturated fat, 8% DV sodium, 1% DV potassium, 8% DV carbs, 3% DV dietary fiber

As to the other nutirients, Special K and Cocoa Puffs, are shoulder to shoulder, with Captain Crunch being essentially just not that bad.

So here’s to the Captain Crunch / Cocoa Puffs diet!

Nutrition Info for Captain Crunch

Nutrition Info for Cocoa Puffs

Nutrition Info for Special K Red Berries

Nutrition Infor for Special K Choclately Delight

 

Fair Weather Fan October 7, 2008

Filed under: Interest, the girl — missatty @ 3:56 pm
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Sigh, it’s always hard to be a Tennessee fan…

  1. Tennessee Vols
  2. Ole Miss Rebels
  3. SEC
  4. Ball State
  5. Chicago White Sox
  6. Texas Rangers
  7. Memphis Redbirds
  8. Chicago Bears
  9. Tennessee
  10. USA

My sports source Fulmer’s Belly.com the biggest thing in sports…really.

 

Building a Women’s Work Wardrobe September 6, 2008

Filed under: Everyday, the job — missatty @ 10:00 am
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I don’t care what Cosmo says, I just finished school, I just started working, I need to wear suits.

I really couldn’t find many resources for professional women who needs to start a professional wardrobe, so here is my research and the plan I’m following.  I don’t really like to wake up very early in the morning and put together an outfit.  Most of my suggestions center around this core concept : “I know I want to look professional and put-together everyday, I don’t want to think too hard or spend too much money.”

Resources:

Basics of a Women’s Work Wardrobe

Basic pieces, buy “whole outfits.”  Buy suits, tops, bottoms, shoes, hosiery, jewelery, accessories, and functional items that coordinate with what you already own.

Basic care, buy “machine washable or dry clean only.”  Buy clothes that have care instructions clearly marked and no special requirements.

Basic numbers, buy “two week wardrobe.”  Buy the minimum number of pieces that will maximize your budget and rotation, utilizing what you already own.
  1. Basic colors, buy “traditional or neutral colors.” Because you want time-less pieces.
  2. Basic construction, buy “well fitting clothes.”  Because you will change over time. 
  3. Basic style, buy “classic cuts.”  Because you want time-less pieces.
  4. Basic materials, buy “all-season.”  Because you will not want to be uncomfortable.

Basic suits, buy “three piece suits.”  Buy the jacket, skirt and pant from the same designer or store. 

  1. Buy black, charcoal, gray, tweed/herringbone, light earth tone, and navy colored suits. 
  2. Buy your suits one size up and get them tailored down.
  3. Buy two or three button, single breast, hip-length, fully lined jackets, pencil or A-line, built-in slip, knee length skirts and mid-rise, straight or trouser cut pants.
  4. Buy medium weight, lined suits that will hold up through the year, weather and use.

Basic tops, buy “demure.”  Buy a variety of standards to mix with what you already have.

  1. Buy white, black, blue, striped and patterned tops in each style.
  2. Buy tops that stay tucked in and/or have seams that fall in the proper place and are not too tight or low cut
  3. Buy button up collared shirts, blouse, knits, twin-sets and sweaters.
  4. Buy natural fabrics or blends that won’t pile, with some stretch, sweaters should be light-weight so they won’t be bulky under jackets.

Basic bottoms, buy “interchangeable.”  Buy a few separates to mix with your suit pieces.

  1. Buy khaki, dark denim, seasonal colors, and/or colors that you don’t have a suit.
  2. Buy bottoms one size up and get them tailored down.
  3. Buy pencil or A-line, built-in slip, knee length skirts and mid-rise, straight or trouser cut pants.
  4. Buy quality, higher end separates that you won’t wear casually.

Basic shoes – buy mid-heel or high-heel pumps and boots, you won’t be walking in them, and after a month they won’t even feel different from flats.  Get each in black and brown “leather” to go with everything.  Have a pair of flats or ”leather” sneakers or “comfort” shoes in your desk for errands or lunch breaks.  Everything must be closed toe.

Basic hosiery – buy some kind of shaping panty and/or leg in black or nude to coordinate with your suits.  Hosiery will always snag and run, don’t waste time or money on high-end.  Just buy low-end and replace every snag or run.  Hand-wash them every week.  Also try footless, knee-highs and trouser socks.

Basic jewelery – buy at least one pair of large “diamond” studs and seasonally assign different colored metals and stones to coordinate with each of your suits and jackets.  Buy big, and stylish, no one cares if its real as long as you look good and confident.

Basic accessories and functional items – have everything you need to handle the entire year of weather and situations.  Inside your file bag, carry your makeup bag, small purse and tote bag, so that you have every kind of carry-all with you at work, just pull out what you need when you leave through out the day.

25 Pieces You Need

  1. 4 three-piece suits – I like ones at The Limited and Ann Taylor Loft
  2. 1 separate blazer or jacket – The Gap and Express always have nice pieces
  3. 1 separate pants – believe it or not, Old Navy! and Express
  4. 1 separate skirt – Old Navy
  5. 8 button-up collared shirts or blouses – Victoria’s Secret has those body-suit button-ups
  6. 4 knit tops or twin-sets – Everywhere
  7. 4 v-neck light-weight sweaters – Old Navy and The Limited
  8. 2 khaki pants and/or denim trouser – Old Navy and The Gap
  9. 2 sheath dresses – Ann Taylor Loft and Old Navy
  10. 2 pairs of hosiery per suit – buy them every week! I like the Hanes from Target
  11. 4 pairs of trouser socks
  12. 2 pairs of mid-heel pumps – Diane Lawrence at Shoe Carnival, I get so many compliments!
  13. 2 pairs of mid-heel boots – Ann Taylor Loft has great sales
  14. 1 pair of flats or “leather” sneaker or “comfort” shoes – Old Navy and Payless
  15. 1 knee-length over coat – Look for something fab, mine are white and red
  16. 2 shawls, one black and one colored or patterned – go to an import store
  17. 1 umbrella and/or raincoat – I’d love rainboots too, but no where to put them!
  18. 1 weather proof watch
  19. 3 pairs of “diamond” studs – love CZs! I buy the same pair at Claire’s everytime I lose one, 2 “carat” rounds, so I can always replace the lost one, and buy the rubber backs
  20. 1 pair of earrings and/or necklace per suit – don’t think too hard in the A.M.

You also need:

  1. 1 file-sized bag
  2. 1 wallet-sized purse
  3. 1 make-up bag
  4. 1 tote-bag thats folds up
  5. 1 business card case
 

I’ll have the usual September 6, 2008

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I really do miss the City Grocery, but I’m enjoying my new bars in Memphis almost as much, probably since I don’t have to leave them…

The usual

  1. Sour Apple Martini
  2. Captain and Coke
  3. White Russian
  4. Michelob Light
  5. High Life
  6. Sierra Nevada Pale Ale
  7. Black and Tan
  8. Raspberry Vodka on the Rocks
  9. Sauvignon Blanc
  10. Cosmopolitan

The newbies

  1. Gin and Tonic

The back-up

  1. Malibu
 

Trying to Diet July 8, 2008

Filed under: Wellness, the girl — missatty @ 11:38 am

Email I wrote to BigSis about how I diet:

http://www.zonediet.com/EATING/QuickStartGuide/tabid/108/Default.aspx
http://www.zonediet.com/EATING/QuickStartGuide/tabid/108/Default.aspx
the zone worked for my cousin in cali, but he’s very athletic
I just like that they have very specific portion amounts
based on my cousin’s advice, you should need 9 “blocks” per day
http://www.nehalpatel.net/blog/2008/03/27/zone/
the portions on the list refer to the portion required of 1 “block” = 1 portion of carb, 1 portion of protein, 1 portion of fat
 
http://www.mypyramid.gov/
read every single page on this site
 
especially
http://www.mypyramid.gov/mypyramid/index.aspx create your own pyramid
http://www.mypyramid.gov/pyramid/index.html read about each group, click learn more and read EVERYTHING
I have not used the tracker or menu planner yet

what I did was create my own pyramid, it suggests how many servings in each group, then I looked at the detailed info about each group and listed out what I would eat specifically.  especially for the vegetables, it breaks it down into the subgroups, and tells you how many you need from each subgroup each week, which helps towards variety.
 
read the south beach diet book, it really make sense
http://www.southbeachdiet.com/index3.asp
you can get the free trial, print off all the “foods to enjoy/foods to avoid” list for each phase and then cancel
basically 2-3 weeks cleansing your system before going on the full diet
 
I go by the mantra “low fat, low salt, low sugar” and apply it to all my food decisions
 
carb=sugar, all carbs are sugar

 

Winter Dreams July 1, 2008

Filed under: Interest, the girl — missatty @ 10:23 am
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He had thought that having nothing else to lose he was invulnerable at last–but he knew that he had just lost something more, as surely as if he had married Judy Jones and seen her fade away before his eyes.

The dream was gone. Something had been taken from him. In a sort of panic he pushed the palms of his hands into his eyes and tried to bring up a picture of the waters lapping on Sherry Island and the moonlit veranda, and gingham on the golf-links and the dry sun and the gold color of her neck’s soft down. And her mouth damp to his kisses and her eyes plaintive with melancholy and her freshness like new fine linen in the morning. Why, these things were no longer in the world! They had existed and they existed no longer.

For the first time in years the tears were streaming down his face. But they were for himself now. He did not care about mouth and eyes and moving hands. He wanted to care, and he could not care. For he had gone away and he could never go back any more. The gates were closed, the sun was gone down, and there was no beauty but the gray beauty of steel that withstands all time. Even the grief he could have borne was left behind in the country of illusion, of youth, of the richness of life, where his winter dreams had flourished.

“Long ago,” he said, “long ago, there was something in me, but now that thing is gone. Now that thing is gone, that thing is gone. I cannot cry. I cannot care. That thing will come back no more.”

 

 

 

Winter Dreams

 

You know how I know you lived in the dorms in college? June 24, 2008

Filed under: Interest, the girl — missatty @ 12:50 pm

Because of all the crazy Internet memes and nonsense you still remember.

Oldies but goodies, new stuff I am still picking up.

Upon why I still have no good opinion on OleMiss undergrads:  I remember once having a conversation about fun stuff on the Internet with a Georgia alum and having to Engage.Show.Provide all of it to an OleMiss alum.  Basically Georgia and I had lived in the dorms, and truly experienced the internet the way all college students should.  While OleMiss probably lived in some condo off campus from the day the got here.

So here are a few gems.

Homestar Runner  www.HomestarRunner.com    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Homestar_Runner     http://www.hrwiki.org/index.php/Main_Page

End of the World www.endofworld.net

Strong Bad’s Email http://www.homestarrunner.com/sbemail.html

Theme Party http://www.homestarrunner.com/sbemail49.html

Property of Ones http://www.homestarrunner.com/sbemail39.html

Techno http://www.homestarrunner.com/sbemail45.html

All Your Base Are Belong to Us www.allyourbasearebelongtous.com     http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/All_your_base_are_belong_to_us

Super Mario Twins http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/mario

Yatta! http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/yatta     http://www.mit.edu/people/patil/yatta.html

America F^ck Yeah http://www.cannibalthemusical.net/ta/america.htm

Mr. T Ate My Balls http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ate_my_balls     http://web.archive.org/web/19981202133702/http://www.cen.uiuc.edu/~nkpatel/mr.t/

Tunak Tunak Tun http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tunak_Tunak_Tun      http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/video/tunak

MC Vikram and Ludakrishna http://www.milkandcookies.com/link/37350/detail/     http://www.milkandcookies.com/link/36868/detail/

And just because I have a degree http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nACZJ5x_wBY    

Jib Jab http://www.jibjab.com/     http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/JibJab

Albinio Black Sheep Classics  http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/

 

 

 

 

 

 

How much it costs to become and remain an Attorney June 19, 2008

Filed under: Wealth, the job — missatty @ 12:52 pm
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The LSAT and LSDAS: $200

 

Law School Applications: $500

 

Law School Tuition and Books and Living: $65,500

max grad school loan amount plus private loans

 

Applying for the Bar: $650

letter of intent $80, bar application $300, ncbe $200, mpre $60

 

Passing the Bar: $3,500

bar bri course with ipod

 

Surving till you pass the Bar: $10,000

bar study loan

 

Immediately after the Bar: $200

swearing in, law license $150, tn bpr number

 

Forever:

ABA dues Free the first year, then $125 + $10 every year after,

until you’re old/retired and get a discount again

TBA dues $125-$275 depends on how much money you make or until you get old/retired

MBA dues Free the first two years, then $75 for two years, $125 for 2 years, $165 for 5 years, $200 every year after till you’re old and get a discount again

TN Law license $135 + $5 every year after till they change the statute, appx every 10 years

TN Professional privilege tax $400 by law, it will definately go up

TN CLE about $500 per year to get your 15 hours of credit

AWA Free the first year, then $65 each year